Is there a particular person that you always call when you feel a hankering to talk to someone? Your girl/boyfriend, your barkada (one of the members at least), your wife or your mother?

                                             Is your family still trying to find you through the yellow pages?

Now instead of delegating these special someones to an anonymous listing in your phonebook, you can give them a dedicated and lurid-looking phone that reminds you of them with one glance.

                                             "Approved by Commissioner Gordon" - It cracks me up! Eherrmm.

It will remind you of them even with you simply glimpsing a flash of red – which this particular device has lots of – fire-engine-red to be exact. With a single, red-tinged light-button in the middle, this classically-shaped phone will bring back memories of batman’s emergency line, the powerpuff girl’s link to the mayor, and clickin’ and clackin’ rotary phones. Only this doesn’t have a dial. Oh well.

                                             The PowerPuffs' lovable Mayor had an emergency phone too, but it wasn't red. Well not everybody has the same tastes.

Priced at nearly P5000, those hankering for something unique (or something red) will be amiss if they pass on this one. At the same time, P5000 doesn’t even buy you the ability to dial out, and the very nature of having one single phone dedicated to one person precludes you from using this device for regular phone duties – remember, that single, red button and this single, red phone is special, meant for that special someone.

                                             Yes, Commissioner.I'll be right there once I hide this lurid-looking phone from prying eyes.

Still, this is the ultimate in declaring your love / loyalty / whereabouts / Oedipus complex, depending on which of the above person your brand new red, red, red phone is connected to. Or if using this phone for something as pedestrian as for someone to reach you doesn’t float your boat, you can buy it to serve as the switch for opening up that hidden door behind your bookshelf leading to your secret lair. You do have a secret lair, don’t you?

                                             I wouldn't mind having one of 'em secret lairs...